{"product_id":"50-ways-to-kill-me-gnarly-deth-wish","title":"50 WAYS TO KILL ME - Gnarly Deth Wish","description":"2010 album from Jay \"Jay Decay\" Haley’s one man experimental \/ avantgarde metal act.\u003cul class=\"tracklisting\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 Put My Head Through A TV And Watch Me\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2 Have The World's Hottest And Horniest Girls Lay Naked Covered In Money And Set Up Landmines Around T\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 Gag Me With A Spoon Until I Hurl Up My Internal Organs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 Play An Atypical Game Of Pin The Tail On The Donkey Blindfolded, And I'm The Donkey!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 Put An Awesome CD On So That I Headbang So Hard My Head Snaps Off My Neck Like A Pencil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 Put Me In Prison So That When I Try To Escape I Get Caught In The Guard Tower's Spotlight And They S\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7 Decapitate Me With A Gnarly Battle Axe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8 Take Me To A Racidal Concert, When I Stagedive Everyone Will Move Out Of The Way. Also, There Jus\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e9 Tell God How Bogus Or Mental I Think He Is So That He Smites Me With Lightning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e10 Tell The Devil How Excellent I Think He Is So That He Strikes Me With Lightning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 Set Up Spikes On The Sidewalk, My Hair Is So Long That I'll Trip Over It And Land On The Spikes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12 Cut Down A Jumbo Redwood Tree Right Next To Me\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e13 Bring Me To A Barber Shop Where The Dude Is Drunk So That His Hand Slips And Cuts My Head Off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e14 Throw A Banana Peel On The Floor At The Foot Court In The Mall So That I Slip On It While Trying To\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 Put Me In An Arcade Game So I Get Chased By An 8-Bit Ninja\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e16 Put Me In A Gnarly Spaceship And Send Me To Planet Kron von So I Get Attacked By Dorkords And Glu\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e17 Slit My Vein; It's Tubular\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e18 Tell Some Bodaciously Busty Babes To Stand On The Other Side Of The Road So That I'm Distracted Whil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e19 Bring Me To A Momentous Party Lurking With Creeps So When I'm Not Looking Someone Shoots Aids-Inf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e20 Wedge A Detonation Devide That Explodes Upon Semen-Contact Up My Buttocks And Then Cross-Dress Me So\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e21 Lace My Scrumptious Soda Pop With Arsenic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e22 Lace The Highschool Pizza With Mega-Toxic Waste So That My Teachers And Classmates Become Space-Muta\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e23 Print Me Into Money\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 Loosen The Screws On My Skateboard So That The Wheels Break Off Causing Me To Fall And Smear My Face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e25 Give Me Heroin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e26 Mutilate My Guts With A Majestic Chainsaw Of Fury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e27 Put A 50 Ways Album On The Turntable And Crank It So Loud That My Eyes Bug Out And My Mental Brain B\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e28 Put Me In A Cannon And Shoot Me Into A Brick Wall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e29 Churn Me Into Cream\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30 Frame Me For Murder So That I'm Forced To Sit In An Electric Chair That Will Make Me Into A Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e31 Blast My Brains And Face Onto The Wall With A Double Barrel Shotgun Of Doom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e32 Cover Every Inch Of My Heinous Body With Nicotine Patches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e33 Cover Every Inch Of My Heinous Body With Leeches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e34 Convince A Horse To Date Rape Me So That When I Give Birth Out My Anus And It Comes Out As A Centaur\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e35 Dress Me Up Like A Cow So That When Cowboys Brand The 50 Ways Grave-and-Thumbs-Up Logo On Me It Burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e36 Feed Me To 130 Starving Cats\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e37 Catch Me In Your Store's Dumpster Seeking Fresh Trash To Eat, Get Offended By It, And Turn On The Tr\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e38 Hand Me My Guitar So I Shred Riffs Of Devastation, Causing Volcanic Eruptions And Lightning To Strik\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e39 Build Me A Car With A Keyboard And Mouse Instead Of A Steering Wheel So That I Drive Through A Carpa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e40 Put Dynamite Sticks In My Birthday Cake Instead Of Candles So That When I Blow Them Out And Make A G\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e41 Tie Me To The Train Tracks So A Most Unearthly Choo Choo Train Comes And Splits My Body Causing My I\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e42 Use Totally Abominable Black Magic To Turn Me Into A Chicken So That I Get Made Into Nuggets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e43 Sand Down My Slap-Bracelet So When I Go To Slap It Onto My Wrist, My Hand Gets Cut Off And My Own Ha\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e44 Strap Weight To My Body And Make Me Ice-Skate On Thin 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