2010 album from Jay "Jay Decay" Haley’s one man experimental / avantgarde metal act.
- 1 Put My Head Through A TV And Watch Me
- 2 Have The World's Hottest And Horniest Girls Lay Naked Covered In Money And Set Up Landmines Around T
- 3 Gag Me With A Spoon Until I Hurl Up My Internal Organs
- 4 Play An Atypical Game Of Pin The Tail On The Donkey Blindfolded, And I'm The Donkey!
- 5 Put An Awesome CD On So That I Headbang So Hard My Head Snaps Off My Neck Like A Pencil
- 6 Put Me In Prison So That When I Try To Escape I Get Caught In The Guard Tower's Spotlight And They S
- 7 Decapitate Me With A Gnarly Battle Axe
- 8 Take Me To A Racidal Concert, When I Stagedive Everyone Will Move Out Of The Way. Also, There Jus
- 9 Tell God How Bogus Or Mental I Think He Is So That He Smites Me With Lightning
- 10 Tell The Devil How Excellent I Think He Is So That He Strikes Me With Lightning
- 11 Set Up Spikes On The Sidewalk, My Hair Is So Long That I'll Trip Over It And Land On The Spikes
- 12 Cut Down A Jumbo Redwood Tree Right Next To Me
- 13 Bring Me To A Barber Shop Where The Dude Is Drunk So That His Hand Slips And Cuts My Head Off
- 14 Throw A Banana Peel On The Floor At The Foot Court In The Mall So That I Slip On It While Trying To
- 15 Put Me In An Arcade Game So I Get Chased By An 8-Bit Ninja
- 16 Put Me In A Gnarly Spaceship And Send Me To Planet Kron von So I Get Attacked By Dorkords And Glu
- 17 Slit My Vein; It's Tubular
- 18 Tell Some Bodaciously Busty Babes To Stand On The Other Side Of The Road So That I'm Distracted Whil
- 19 Bring Me To A Momentous Party Lurking With Creeps So When I'm Not Looking Someone Shoots Aids-Inf
- 20 Wedge A Detonation Devide That Explodes Upon Semen-Contact Up My Buttocks And Then Cross-Dress Me So
- 21 Lace My Scrumptious Soda Pop With Arsenic
- 22 Lace The Highschool Pizza With Mega-Toxic Waste So That My Teachers And Classmates Become Space-Muta
- 23 Print Me Into Money
- 24 Loosen The Screws On My Skateboard So That The Wheels Break Off Causing Me To Fall And Smear My Face
- 25 Give Me Heroin
- 26 Mutilate My Guts With A Majestic Chainsaw Of Fury
- 27 Put A 50 Ways Album On The Turntable And Crank It So Loud That My Eyes Bug Out And My Mental Brain B
- 28 Put Me In A Cannon And Shoot Me Into A Brick Wall
- 29 Churn Me Into Cream
- 30 Frame Me For Murder So That I'm Forced To Sit In An Electric Chair That Will Make Me Into A Black
- 31 Blast My Brains And Face Onto The Wall With A Double Barrel Shotgun Of Doom
- 32 Cover Every Inch Of My Heinous Body With Nicotine Patches
- 33 Cover Every Inch Of My Heinous Body With Leeches
- 34 Convince A Horse To Date Rape Me So That When I Give Birth Out My Anus And It Comes Out As A Centaur
- 35 Dress Me Up Like A Cow So That When Cowboys Brand The 50 Ways Grave-and-Thumbs-Up Logo On Me It Burn
- 36 Feed Me To 130 Starving Cats
- 37 Catch Me In Your Store's Dumpster Seeking Fresh Trash To Eat, Get Offended By It, And Turn On The Tr
- 38 Hand Me My Guitar So I Shred Riffs Of Devastation, Causing Volcanic Eruptions And Lightning To Strik
- 39 Build Me A Car With A Keyboard And Mouse Instead Of A Steering Wheel So That I Drive Through A Carpa
- 40 Put Dynamite Sticks In My Birthday Cake Instead Of Candles So That When I Blow Them Out And Make A G
- 41 Tie Me To The Train Tracks So A Most Unearthly Choo Choo Train Comes And Splits My Body Causing My I
- 42 Use Totally Abominable Black Magic To Turn Me Into A Chicken So That I Get Made Into Nuggets
- 43 Sand Down My Slap-Bracelet So When I Go To Slap It Onto My Wrist, My Hand Gets Cut Off And My Own Ha
- 44 Strap Weight To My Body And Make Me Ice-Skate On Thin Ice
- 45 Have A Surfer Make A Noose For Me So I Can Hang Ten
- 46 Lock Me In A Freezer
- 47 Lock Me In An Oven
- 48 Pay For My College So That I Become A Most Triumphantly Wise And Skilled Doctor, Then When I Perform
- 49 Decapitate Me, Hollow Out My Head, Put A Candle In It And Put It On Your Door Stop On Halloween
- 50 Leave Me In The Desert To Rot, For My Barbarically Excellent, Suicidal And Bloodthirsty Escapade Of
