2018 CD issue of John Cooper Clarke's hiatus ending ollection of poetry.
- 1 The Luckiest Guy Alive
- 2 Attack Of The 50ft Woman
- 3 Bed Blocker Blues
- 4 Shave Off
- 5 The List
- 6 Live In A Dream
- 7 Six Haikus ... In No Particular Order
- 8 21 Gun Salute Suit
- 9 Bongo's Trousers
- 10 The Idiot's Journal
- 11 I've Fallen In Love With My Wife
- 12 Pies
- 13 She's Got A Metal Plate In Her Head
- 14 Psychedelicate
- 15 The Paperboy's Wife
- 16 Your Metrosexual Ex
- 17 Egg Head
- 18 Bipolar Inmate Diary
- 19 Outrage On The Out
- 20 I Wrote The Songs
- 21 Hire Car
- 22 The Motorist
- 23 Krazy Mixed-Up Killer
- 24 Crossing The Floor
- 25 Pleb Squad
- 26 The Hanging Gardens Of Basildon
- 27 The Man Who Didn't Love Elvis
- 28 Billion Dollar Brain
- 29 Trouble @ t'Mall
- 30 Solid Gold Geezer
- 31 Kamerad Klaak
- 32 Death Of A Gentleman Farmer
- 33 Get Back On Drugs You Fat Fuck
- 34 PC Gone Mad
- 35 Paging Dr Schlotke
- 36 Pity The Plight Of Young Fellows
- 37 The Ranks Of The Heathen Saints
- 38 To A Tiki Shirt
- 39 Radiant City
- 40 One Man Gang
- 41 Beasley Boulevard
