Standard CD housed in a 10" hardbacked 84-page full-colour storybook, containing the lyrics and a short story for each song on the album. Limited to 6000 signed copies from the official Elvis Costello online store. Signature is on the inside endpapers on a "This book belongs to..." bookplate stuck to the page.

• 1 Farewell OK
• 2 The Boy Named If
• 3 Penelope Halfpenny
• 4 The Difference
• 5 What If I Can’t Give You Anything But Love?
• 6 Paint The Red Rose Blue
• 7 Mistook Me For A Friend
• 8 My Most Beautiful Mistake
• 9 Magnificent Hurt
• 10 The Man You Love To Hate
• 11 The Death Of Magic Thinking
• 12 Trick Out The Truth
• 13 Mr. Crescent